FAGGOTS WITH DREAD LOCKS

So this dude came over my house right he look like who could be sexy in his picture. Tell me why this nigga had a lil fro with TWO braids!!!! this motherfucka had the nerve to tell me that he was growin' his hair out to get dread locks.... Save it plus he looked sloppy as hell! How the fuck can you meet somebody for the first time looking like yo ass live on the streets.. . the moterfucka was talking nasty as fuck about fucking raw and shit I told his ass he had to go... This dude left then came back and asked me for some money to get "home!" (notice I put home in quotations) Look if yo ass made yo way to my house on yo own you need to make yo way back on yo own! Nigga you got feet I said the closed the door! LMAO

Same Shit Different Day!!!

So today I met this guy that I thought was around my age 23 and in college and had goals. He came over to my house not looking anything like the picture I saw... (I can't stand liars.)  this dude looked old as fuck. BUT I just played along with the punks ass dude. But that was just because he had some weed. LMAO! and shid I wanted to smoke. After we finished the blunt I asked him why the fuck did he lie! He tried to make excuses saying that the picture was a picture of his cousin... I DON'T GIVE NO FUCK I WANTED TO TAKE TO THE NIGGA IN THE PICTURE NOT SOME OLD ASS FAGGOT. I smoked his weed then threw his old lame ass outta my house. I'm done with faggots I swear... But he did have some good ass weed though, LOL!!!

FAT PEOPLE AND THE LIES THEY TELL!!!

So tonight I finally met this dude who I've been talking to on and off for the last year for the first time right! This Bitch profile say "Athletic" this bitch ass nigga was, FAT THEN A BITCH!!! Nah I didn't fuck his fat sloppy ass I just  "politely" let his fat ass know that I was not interested... Got damn am I the only person online that tells the truth???

IT'S JUST FOREPLAY

So last night I had this dude over my house off A4A right, he looked ok for a 33 yr old. But he acted like he didnt know what to do! He just stood there like a lame I had to tell him to take his clothes off and to get in the bed... His body looked like ... LMFAO!

But I was horny and said fuck it, he asked me what I wanted to do. I told him I fuck but I don't get fucked and he said he didn't get fucked! (Damn not this shit again) He mentioned "jackin off" I don't jack off! I didn't want to waste my time trying to flip this dude, plus I didn't want to fuck him anyways. So I decided that I would test my foreplay skills. I told him I wanted him to eat my ass; he hesitated at first saying that he "only eats it if he gets to fuck it." But he just eat it and he did a good ass job to. I told his to smack my ass and make it "pop" and he did. he got into it. eating, licking sucking and fucking my asshole with his tongue. Shid I think he was loving it more then me. I was throwing my ass back in his face and he ate me out for a good 20 minutes before I told him to stop. He asked what I wanted to do!? I told him I bet I could him cum with my thighs!!!

He looked at me like Yeah Fuckin' Right! but he agreed... I grabbed the lube and  pored some between my tights and gave the bottle to him so he could put some on his dick. He was 7 inches cut... (lil dick ass) I laid ob my back and he got on top putting his dick between my thighs and slowly grinding until his dick was between my thighs I gripped his dick tight as hell and he started to fuck me harder and harder between my thighs. I was squeezing and gripping his dick locking it between my thighs I could feel that his shit was on brick. He was going hard I told his to do some long deep strokes like he was really fucking a ass. "He was shocked of how good it was feeling saying "Damn this shit feel good as hell it feels just like a ass" He just kept moaning "yes, hell yes!!!"

He fucked me between my thighs for about 15 minutes before he couldn't hold back from cumming. This dude busted a big ass nut all between my thighs. "WOW!" he said when he looked and saw how much he had nutted. He was shocked. "I told you I could make you cum with my thighs" I said. "Hell yeah and I nutted a lot!" "It's called a orgasm" I said. He just shook his head he was speechless. "I just wanted to see if I still had them skills at foreplay" He said "yeah you got some skills.. we gon' have to go a round two!" "Yeah.. Right" I said sarcastically!

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Sexy Dude Jackin Off